Bloke jokes - getting our own back at Blonde Jokes!!

Having read Penny’s blog today I am mortally wounded by the amount of blonde jokes there are and thought it was time to stick up for our kind.
(Just joking Penny)
Anyway – thought you might like some Bloke Jokes instead….

) What’s the best place to hide a bloke’s birthday present?
[ The washing basket

] How do you make a bloke’s eyes light up?
[Shine a torch in his ear

] What do you give the bloke who has everything?
[ Penicillin

] What’s the difference between a bloke with a mid-life crisis and a Clown?
[ A Clown knows he’s wearing funny clothes

]How do you get a bloke to lift a feather duster?
[ Put it on top of the remote control